Welcome to the Grump Shop! We have two lines of products: Grump Shop gamer gear – handsome designs inspired by all walks of game – and 8-Bit Jesus – my irreverent retro take on the man himself. Some get confused into thinking Game Grump a Christian site. We’re not – but that doesn’t stop 8-Bit Jesus from being awesome.

8-Bit Jesus Crossgamer: Just like an athlete who crosstrains for sports, 8-Bit Jesus is in command of all classic NES outfits.

Jesus Saves Before The Final Boss: 8-Bit Jesus springs into action against the Devil himself. Snag this action-packed design, ripped from the old NES game you wish existed!

8-Bit Jesus: The Original 8-Bit Jesus shirt. The Christian savior in retro glory. With sight-restoring mud-fu action!

Combat 2600 “Life is Unfair”: The historic most-unfair pairing in multiplayer game history! Atari 2600 Combat: Three little biplanes versus the one huge clunky biplane. Sweet. As long as you’re not the one huge clunky biplane.

No More Moves!: Bejeweled is an addiction for many. And for them, nothing is more memorable than that bitter ‘game over’ phrase, “No More Moves.” Display your addiction proudly!

GodTris: A classic game, a Christian theme, perfectly merged. Enjoy this Tetris-inspired Christian video game design.

High Poly Count: Show proudly just how well-rendered you are. Expertly 3D modelled! But mind the draw distance. “Hey there… mind if I pop in?”

Game Grump IV: A high-res digital painting of the Dan eating Mega Man.  The original teaser poster for our previous site relaunch.  It’s a little badass, just saying.

Game Grump Logo: The Grump Skull. We like our mascot. Rotated 10 degrees counterclockwise, for dynamism.

‘Sign of the Cross’ Combo: It’s the sign of the cross!  No, it’s a combo string! Relax. It’s a dessert topping and a floor wax!