* On the myth of objectivity: Truth be told, we don't do reviews here. We do opinionated features. But, perhaps some of them might resemble reviews to your eyes. Since they do focus on one game, and they do contain (gasp) opinions.

Anyway, onto that 'myth of objectivity' I mentioned: Here's a vocabulary lesson for illiterate trolls: Reviews contain opinions. Opinions are subjective. Transitively, reviews are subjective. I'll repeat that: Reviews are subjective. If a review is objective, it lacks opinions -- meaning it lacks a point of view and any trace of critical thought. Which makes it not a review.

So next time you start screaming at some unfortunate game reviewer (or, for some reason, us), remember that little lesson. Review = subjective.